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Funny German Shepherd Tote Bag | If You Can Read This You're Already Too Close

Funny German Shepherd Tote Bag | If You Can Read This You're Already Too Close

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Carry your essentials with a little attitude. This funny German Shepherd tote bag features a bold shepherd portrait with the warning:

"If You Can Read This... You're Already Too Close."

Perfect for grocery trips, work, the dog park, or everyday errands, this durable tote is made for German Shepherd owners who appreciate loyal companions and a good laugh.

Features

  • Durable everyday tote bag
  • Double-sided print
  • Comfortable shoulder straps
  • Spacious interior
  • Reusable and lightweight

Perfect For

  • German Shepherd owners
  • Dog lovers
  • Grocery shopping
  • Everyday errands
  • Work or school
  • Gift giving

Part of The Pickens Standard™ Collection by Pickens Productions.

Materials

Shipping & Returns

Production Time:
2–5 business days

Shipping Time:
Typically 3–7 business days within the United States.

Every order is printed just for you, so production begins after your order is placed.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery and we'll make it right.

Dimensions

Please refer to the size chart in the product images before ordering.

If you're between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up for a more relaxed fit.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Use mild detergent
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the printed design

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