Military Skull Coffee Mug — "If You Can Read This, You're Too Close" Novelty Ceramic Mug (11oz/15oz)

This glossy ceramic mug carries a bold, monochrome emblem that speaks to quiet defiance and rugged humor. Heavy lines and a shield-style crest create a vintage-military vibe, while the distressed text and badge details feel worn-in and personal. It’s the kind of mug you reach for when you need a slow, deliberate sip before heading out — for early mornings at the workbench, late-night writing sessions, or while swapping stories with friends around a fire. The comfortable C-handle and shiny finish make it both easy to hold and eye-catching on a shelf or desk. Choose the 11oz for a compact morning cup or the 15oz when you want more coffee between refills.

Product features
- Microwave-safe ceramic for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe finish for everyday convenience
- Vibrant, crisp print with glossy white ceramic base
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with comfortable C-handle
- Lead- and BPA-free for safe daily use

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap