Patrol & Warning Signs – Pickens Productions

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Welcome to our store

Creative apparel and mugs inspired by pets, personality, and everyday life. Veteran‑owned. Small‑business made. Designed to make you smile.

“If You Can Read This You’re Already Too Close” German Shepherd Tactical Skull Hoodie

“If You Can Read This You’re Already Too Close” German Shepherd Tactical Skull Hoodie

Regular price From $35.97 USD

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Coffee Mug — “If You Can Read This, You’re Too Close” Novelty Ceramic Mug (11oz/15oz)

Coffee Mug — “If You Can Read This, You’re Too Close” Novelty Ceramic Mug (11oz/15oz)

Regular price From $16.99 USD

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Tote Bag — “If You Can Read This You’re Already Too Close” German Shepherd Patrol Tote

Tote Bag — “If You Can Read This You’re Already Too Close” German Shepherd Patrol Tote

Regular price From $21.99 USD

Regular price Sale price From $21.99 USD
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