{"product_id":"distressed-cap-i-bark-because-you-re-suspicious-german-shepherd-patrol-hat","title":"Distressed Cap — “I Bark Because You’re Suspicious” German Shepherd Patrol Hat","description":"This worn-in cotton cap carries a scrappy, confident vibe — the kind of hat you pull on when you want to feel grounded and a little fierce. The distressed black twill pairs with a bold patch-style graphic of a German Shepherd and the cheeky line “I BARK because you’re suspicious,” giving the cap personality without shouting. It settles low and soft on the head, the curved visor and six-panel build keeping the silhouette classic while the weathered edges and subtle color variation lend an authentic lived-in look. The hideaway strap with metal D‑ring lets you tweak the fit, and the DTF-printed artwork stays clear and vibrant against the vintage finish. Wear it on dog walks, around the neighborhood, or whenever you want a small badge of protective humor in your everyday rotation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for comfortable everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Deliberate distressed details and varied finish for authentic vintage character\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider for adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Durable DTF-printed graphic; sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":42708000899147,"sku":"22121578441604946573","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt Orange \/ One size","offer_id":42708000931915,"sku":"15576227813879474718","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dashing Red \/ One size","offer_id":42708000964683,"sku":"27064924178123962842","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Olive \/ One size","offer_id":42708000997451,"sku":"18891068132236329312","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nickel \/ One size","offer_id":42708001030219,"sku":"27702766428264678790","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Scotland Blue \/ One size","offer_id":42708001062987,"sku":"33016750325311844947","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":42708001095755,"sku":"17324739519808238318","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Pink \/ One size","offer_id":42708001128523,"sku":"30173777734649312584","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/2310\/1259\/files\/9874551537739473099_2048.jpg?v=1781923570","url":"https:\/\/pickensproductions.com\/products\/distressed-cap-i-bark-because-you-re-suspicious-german-shepherd-patrol-hat","provider":"Pickens Productions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}