{"product_id":"canvas-wall-art-if-you-can-read-this-youre-already-too-close-german-shepherd-print","title":"Canvas Wall Art — \"If You Can Read This You're Already Too Close\" German Shepherd Print","description":"A bold, matte-stretched canvas that makes a clear statement—an intense monochrome shepherd portrait framed by stars and banner text that reads: “IF YOU CAN READ THIS — YOU'RE ALREADY TOO CLOSE.” The heavy-contrast artwork pops on the smooth matte surface and the 1.25\" depth gives it presence on a wall without feeling bulky. Built on responsibly sourced radiata pine and printed with low-VOC latex inks, this canvas feels rugged and restrained — the kind of piece that anchors an entryway or patrols a home office with quiet authority. It hangs securely thanks to soft rubber corner pads and included back-hanging hardware. Great for anyone who values protection, bold graphic style, and a no-nonsense vibe in spaces like mudrooms, garages, man-caves, or cabin dens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Matte stretched canvas on 1.25\" deep frame\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with non-toxic, low-VOC latex inks\u003cbr\u003e- Proprietary Greenguard Gold-coated canvas for crisp, high-quality image\u003cbr\u003e- Sustainably sourced radiata pine inner frame and soft rubber bottom pads\u003cbr\u003e- Back-hanging hardware included; available in multiple orientations and sizes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the canvas does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, damp cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11″ x 14″ (Vertical) \/ 1.25\"","offer_id":42705494278219,"sku":"28498588655755113645","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ 1.25\"","offer_id":42705494310987,"sku":"21590783411665559265","price":71.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0673\/2310\/1259\/files\/4852558553606906692_2048.jpg?v=1781836505","url":"https:\/\/pickensproductions.com\/products\/canvas-wall-art-if-you-can-read-this-youre-already-too-close-german-shepherd-print","provider":"Pickens Productions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}